Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Vocab Terms

Deadpan Humor-

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Hyperbole-





















Situational Humor-











Slapstick-

Friday, January 22, 2010

Introduction

My names Brittney Mofford, I'm 16 years old and I'm a junior. I'm an outgoing energetic type, i love playing volleyball and doing things outdoors. I'm very outspoken and will usually say anything that's on my mind, I'm known as the "Random Chick". I talk way too much, which get's me in trouble. I live life too the fullest almost every day, i believe you shouldn't regret anything you've done. You only life once, and you should just learn from your own mistakes. I have 1 little sister whose name is Mariah, she attends Nagel and is in the 8th grade. People say she looks a lot like me, but i really don't see it. I live with my mom whose name is Angel, she's 34 years old and is very outspoken as well. I have 3 dogs whose names are Chester, Bobby, and Angel, they all have a mixture of pug in them. In my free time i love to go shopping, I'm into buying new shoes and a whole bunch of clothes. I also love hanging out with my boyfriend, I'm usually with him 24/7 except for when I'm in school. We've been together almost a year on Valentine's Day; which is so crazy. His name is James, he's 17 and he's home-schooled. Well, there's a little bit about myself.

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